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The royal baby

The royal baby

£6.00

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  • Print 60% in stock
  • Print signed by Chris (Simpsons artist) 78% in stock
  • Framed Print (Clip Frame Acrylic) 98% in stock
  • Signed Framed Print (Clip Frame Acrylic) 98% in stock

the whole world has waited 10 long months for this day to come but the wait is now over and the world has got a brand new baby son. when it was in the morning time yesterday morning kate middleton woke prince william up and she said to him honey lips it is time for the baby to come out of me so william put all of her clothes in to a plastic bag and they both got a taxi to the hospital and when the baby was being born it was a really lovely moment because everything went in slow motion like a marks and spencers christmas advert and the baby came out of kate like a whisper falling out of a beautiful velvet mouth and william couldnt stop crying because he had never seen a baby before and he had to sing love is all around me by wet wet wet to calm himself down because that is the song that his mum used to sing to him to calm him down when he was a baby and outside of the buckingham palace prince charles was handing out flags with newborns on them and bottles of water to people in the crowd and he was letting all of the children in the crowd touch his face for a celebration of life and everyone was cheering so much and even though i cant be there with william and kate and prince charles to share this special moment i still know that this is just the start of lots of special moments in each and every one of our lifes and this little baby who is so tiny and so small is going to make the biggest and the most massive difference to the world that anyone has ever known and on that day that prince william gently planted his seed inside of kate middleton it was almost like he was planting a seed of happiness inside of each and every one of our bodies and we have all just given birth to the meaning of life so thank you william and thank you kate but most of all thank you baby princess diana for being born and for making the whole world smile again.

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Includes the words:
"meet your king"
"worship him"
"kneel at my crib"

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this souvenir print comes with some really good surprises like some bits of string and some bits of wool and some bits of felt and some elastic bands and i sometimes send some of my hair sellotaped to a bit of paper as well so you can keep it inside of your pocket for a good luck wish.

Size A3 on 250gsm high quality card

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A3 print dimensions: 420 x 297 mm - 16.5 x 11.7 in
Frameless Clip Frame - Non-glass (acrylic) Front